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W. R. Wallace

"The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world"

Larry Walters, the lawn chair pilot

"A man just can't sit around."

William Arthur Ward

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."

Andy Warhol

"I am a deeply superficial person."

Earl Warren

"Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity - but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money."

Bill Watterson

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."

John Wayne

"Courage is being scared to death ... and saddling up anyway."

William F. Weld

"The Wampanoag Tribe has a machine, and they say, 'It's completely idiot proof.'I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is 'idiot friendly.'"

Len Wein

"A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else."

Orson Welles

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."

Jack Welsh

"Control your destiny or somebody else will."

Mae West

"You're never too old to become younger."

"To err is human, but it feels divine!"

E. B. White

"The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war."

A.N. Whitehead

"It is a short step from a careless phrase to a flash of insight."

Charlotte Whitton

"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

Oscar Wilde

Robert Wilensky

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

Kaiser Wilhelm

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

George F. Will

"Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings."

Robin Williams

"Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you you are making too much money"

"If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair"

Robert Anton Wilson

"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."

Frank Lloyd Wright

"The truth is more important than the facts."

Steven Wright

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

Malcolm X

"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it."

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