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Moms Mabley

"Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody."

Madonna

"I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty"

Nelson Mandela

"A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination."

Grouch Marx

"Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know."

"Women should be obscene and not heard."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"You're only as young as the woman you feel."

"Anybody can say something dirty and get a laugh; but say something clean and get a laugh, that requires a comedian"

"A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it."

"I drink to make other people interesting."

W. Somerset Maugham

"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."

H. L. Mencken

"Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours."

"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it."

"The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal."

Randy K. Milholland

"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing."

Olin Miller

"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do."

Spike Milligan

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

Charles Edward Montague, Editor and critic.

"War hath no fury like a non-combatant"

Brian Moore (1921-1999) Irish Novelist

"All of these conspiracy theories depend on the perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find the facts also work if you assume everyone is endlessly stupid."

Great Gambling Quotes

Wilson Mizner

"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something."

Henry Morgan

"A bookie is just a pickpocket who lets you use your own hands."

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